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I mean, for realsies? We do silly things for hours every. single. day. to earn paper to spend on stone caves to lie down in, metal cages to ride around in, and dead cow 'clothes' and 'bags' and 'shoes' - that were painstakingly, and probably at ax/gunpoint, made by other, lesser beings - to impress everyone around us who we hate and feel superior to. Oh, and we also drink elixirs that taste like demon piss, and inhale/snort/inject/insert various other equally horrific things in a pathetic attempt to escape all of that.
This is IT? Anyone wondering, by any chance, what the fuck this 'planet' or 'galaxy' or 'universe' even IS in the first place? Is there anything else?*** (Please try not to be afraid: I do NOT suffer from any 'mental illness' that I know of, as outlined by the AMA, or whatever organization decided these things for all of us. Of course, I have been TOLD that I am crazy and I "think too much" - which is my favorite phrase, as it must be yours. I just don't understand anything. The universe is expanding but is also all there is? WHAT?)*****
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***This is not a request for a lesson in physics/astronomy/cosmology/extraterrestrial life, although discussion of said subjects is permitted.
*****This is definitely NOT an opportunity for you to help me find God/Jesus/The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I went to college.